Kids Jokes

Kermit the Frog

|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!

|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!

|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

|What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!

|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!

|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

|When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!