Kids Jokes

chameleon's motto

|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!

|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!

|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!

|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!

|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!

|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!