Kids Jokes
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
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ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!
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cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
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come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
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chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!
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