Kids Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!

|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!

|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!