Kids Jokes
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!
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The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
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cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!
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It's been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!
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What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
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