Kids Jokes

I'll get you next slime!

|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!

|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!

|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!

|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!

|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!

|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!

|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!

|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!