Kids Jokes

A tadpole!

|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!

|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!

|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!

|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!

|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!

|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!

|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!