Kids Jokes

Have you ever tried worm pie?

|What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?

|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!

|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!

|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!

|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!

|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!

|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!

|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!