Kids Jokes

mosquitos religious

|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!

|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

|What is a myth?A female moth!

|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!

|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!