Kids Jokes

insects are so clever

|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

|What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!

|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!

|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!

|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!

|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!

|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!