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Gift for a birthday

|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of...

 

Wife was mad at me

|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't...

 

Subjects for a date

|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The father replies: "My son, there are three...

 

Smaller or larger tuxedo

|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements...

 

Write on the bottom of shoes

|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...

 

Cheap plastic rings

|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been talking about" the news that says the jewelry store he just...

 

I'll just call my lawyer about this

|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be...

 

A secret pregnant lover

|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room...

 

One way ticket across the country

|A groom's friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happens on these occasions, by the end of the evening,...

 

Return your keys

|Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were made, the best man said to the...

 

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