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Write on the bottom of shoes

|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...

 

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my...

 

Men Don't Like Safe Sex

What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

 

Friends

Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?

 

yo mamas so stupid...gumball

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

 

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and...

 

Old enough for cursing

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...

 

A little girl came running into the house crying...

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you...

 

WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE

WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart...

 

All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...