Most visited jokes
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he...
- 0
- 86
- permalink
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my...
- 0
- 85
- permalink
Friends
Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?
- 0
- 85
- permalink
yo mamas so stupid...gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
- 0
- 85
- permalink
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and...
- 0
- 85
- permalink
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays...
- 0
- 85
- permalink
A little girl came running into the house crying...
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. "Why do you...
- 0
- 85
- permalink
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart...
- 0
- 85
- permalink
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...
- 0
- 84
- permalink