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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!

 

The Bunny and the Snake

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One...

 

The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy. I...

 

blonde swimming

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English...

 

Canadian Baseball

Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.

 

45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"2. Enter the stall, fully clothed....

 

Body Building

A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready...

 

The headmistress at a girls prep school...

The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a...

 

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

 

Flying without a parachute

|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes,...