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The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One...
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
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What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
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Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before then my experience with women was non-existent. I'dbeen at a...
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
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On a very cold winter night...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes
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some more blonde q & a's
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...
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