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A woman asks the hardware store clerk...

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I...

 

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What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha

 

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was Sooo scared after his rubber...

 

why

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

 

Humor about St. Patrick's Day

|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...

 

Why did the spider buy a car?

|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

 

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.

 

A Long Chocolate Fallus Story

My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before then my experience with women was non-existent. I'dbeen at a...

 

On a very cold winter night...

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...

 

some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...