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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!
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Humor about St. Patrick's Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't...
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I...
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Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn't find out about it until I got tothe University. Before then my experience with women was non-existent. I'dbeen at a...
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On a very cold winter night...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was...
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French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to...
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What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes
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