Relationships
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of...
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On their honeymoon night...
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, "I...
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Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of...
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Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
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Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?
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Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can still get...
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One of two reasons
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They...
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The American in Hong Kong...
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckled, "That ridiculous janitor of ours claims he's made...
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Who exactly are we kidding?
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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A recent study showed...
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that,...
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