Relationships
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said "Easy...
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.
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I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, "Well, what it...
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Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eightsharp, the...
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A henpecked husband...
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the...
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This man got his prescription for Viagra...
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an...
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know,...
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Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine...
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Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First,...
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How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious...
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