Relationships
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.
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What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that...
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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. Ideclined, not...
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Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my...
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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. Hesays "When did...
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What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"
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God made a man and then rested...
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested
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Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take...
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