Relationships

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

 

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

 

New son-in-law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily," said the man. "To show you...

 

Marriage counseling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have...

 

A man went to the police station wishing to speak...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said...

 

Any married man should forget his mistakes...

Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

 

Men are from earth...

Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.

 

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

 

Bad habits

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks. "Waiting...

 

Merry...ied talk

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that...