Relationships
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany
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New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily," said the man. "To show you...
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Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have...
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said...
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Any married man should forget his mistakes...
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
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Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks. "Waiting...
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Merry...ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that...
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