Relationships
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love...
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Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After...
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Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body...
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Devil herself
A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and...
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Deadly disease
"My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore."...
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In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober....
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Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David,...
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,...
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Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married...
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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor...
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