Relationships
Wise men never marry...
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy...
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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must havegotten it from...
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Divorce decision
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your...
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Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside hisshirt pocket,...
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A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When youget...
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Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She says "I want to kill my husband".He says "Sorry, I can't do...
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Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I gohome after we've...
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Want to make love to you
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - Well, you succeeded.
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Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh....
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