Relationships
Men are like fine wine...
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep themin the dark until they mature into something...
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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm goingto bring over three women...
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For their 25th wedding anniversary...
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the...
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A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backoff, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied."That's a...
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These two guys go to a whorehouse...
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."The second guy goes in then comes out and says,"You know...
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife...
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted...
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A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. "Out drinking again!?" she says."How much money...
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Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man starts talking about how times havechanged. The young man picks up on this...
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Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning. He opened the door to the...
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