Relationships
If women don't fool around, and men do...
If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?
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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"
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A guy was trying to console a friend...
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's...
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was...
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profitfrom the mistakes of...
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How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"
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How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was...
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're...
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What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her...
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