Relationships
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
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A girl runs home to her mother crying...
A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry, Honey," said her...
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Old farmer Johnson was dying...
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,"Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to...
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Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair...
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Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall,...
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Polygamy and...
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mormons believed in having more than...
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Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being...
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Will the father be present during the birth?
"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along."
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A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat was wrong."Nothing," said the...
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My wife and I are into S & M...
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard
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