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Do clever men make good husbands?

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

 

A couple came upon a wishing well...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too...

 

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks."About as hard as my dick." he replies....

 

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The...

 

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants...

 

Punctuation marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men...

 

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised...

 

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob

 

Generous woman

"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did...

 

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you...

 

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