Relationships

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would...

 

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man...

 

My wife converted me to religion...

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

 

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to...

 

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads...

 

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds. My husband is getting a little...

 

Could you please pass...

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in...

 

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the hell is...

 

Married life is very frustrating...

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man...

 

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting...