Relationships
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pretty?"God: "So you'll like them."guy: "Why are girls...
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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today.""What! In...
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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly...
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Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not bad atall," Pete replied. "My old woman ain't talkin' to...
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What was the first thing your husband said to you...
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My...
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Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out onthe counter.Then...
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Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes...
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You're not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that...
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