Relationships
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up...
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga frying...
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy...
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Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to thedoctor. He...
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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men come home, check to see...
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick?.as I beat my wife!
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Got something
"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates...
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the...
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