Relationships
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a...
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if at first you dont succeed...
if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and startedto rub the dirt...
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked theguy next to...
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Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When hearrived at...
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussingtheir home lives."Last night...
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A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I haveon my...
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AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding?...
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A promise to keep
"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond.""Yeah ! I know." said the fellow, "And, it'll be mounted...
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