Relationships
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and...
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Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get married.
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On their wedding night the husband was so self...
On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in...
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Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his...
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor....
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The young playboy took a blind date to an...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. Theride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What...
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married...
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Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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Two wives were airing their troubles...
Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for...
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A rural Frenchman was on trial...
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of her lover, he replied,"Ah,...
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