Relationships
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With...
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him...
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have to wait
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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.
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An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for50 years. All these years I had been faithful...
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg isfrowning and looking put out.The...
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Twenty men die and go to heaven...
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that areunder their wives control and...
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Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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