Relationships
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms...
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It was their first date...
It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even...
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A regular Friday night poker game...
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger,...
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I...
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone....
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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to...
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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his...
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his plane ticket on top of his...
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected onthat magical evening 25 years ago, the wife askedthe...
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