Relationships
Groundhog Day
"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a...
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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.
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After the fall in Garden of Eden...
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boysasked, "What's...
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Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out...
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in...
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Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you packup my things...
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Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually theyend up opposite the elephant house. The...
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Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David,...
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A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife "Dear,...
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Perfectly healthy
"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me...
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