Relationships
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with...
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!
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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.
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A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat. All of a sudden she wakes up and yells, "What the...
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Daddy, where did I come from?
"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth....
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The young immigrant couple had just left the...
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American...
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She...
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It's a sin
"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask...
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't...
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