Relationships
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather...
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A woman and her lover are on the bed...
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man...
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A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world," she boasted. "The first is...
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The most evil thing
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for atelevision set...
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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for...
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The wall clock
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and...
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent:...
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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The...
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The...
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