Relationships

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather...

 

A woman and her lover are on the bed...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man...

 

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world," she boasted. "The first is...

 

The most evil thing

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for atelevision set...

 

The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...

The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for...

 

The wall clock

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and...

 

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.

 

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent:...

 

So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...

Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The...

 

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The...