Relationships
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said...
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked. Wife...
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. Whatdo you think it means?""You'll know...
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe...
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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I married Miss Right...
I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the topof a head push through....
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Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.
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Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.
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