Relationships
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees.After 30 years...
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Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,"I'm sorry I'm...
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She: Do you think of me when...
She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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One more thing like that
"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. "One more thing that heatsup instantly and goes off in twenty seconds."
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I got home from work last night...
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your...
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work.
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The room was full of pregnant ladies...
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor wasteaching the women how to breathe...
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A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long. Morning comes and the...
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Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from...
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