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A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE

A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see...

 

A guy was driving home one evening...

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner of...

 

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow...

 

Pack your bags honey!..

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the...

 

A new statue for the bedroom

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby...

 

A kind of sport

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a...

 

Controlling your spouse

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After...

 

A caring husband

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs...

 

Let him dig

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into...

 

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, "Bernie, if you...

 

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