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Drilling is mine!

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride."What's the problem?""I want...

 

On their first night to be together...

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe....

 

Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love

Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafter careful consideration he decided on a pair of...

 

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.

 

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

The doctor had just completed his examination...

The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic,as he regained som of his...

 

Beep-beep

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going...

 

I have got trouble with the wife again...

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

 

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and...

 

A young couple decided to wed...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each...

 

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