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Sucks, huh?

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

 

Two story house

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are...

 

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of...

 

Childhood Diseases

Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and...

 

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked...

 

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded and asks, "What was that for?" Wife said, "Because, you are a bad fuck"....

 

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and...

 

Sneaky, sneaky...

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her...

 

The Freudian Slip

The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend. Ted...

 

Learning

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's...

 

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