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John receives a phone call...

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago."John: "Hmm... Susan?...

 

A man and wife entered a...

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or Novocain because I'm ina terrible hurry. Just pull the...

 

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shoprather intimidated, but the girls took charge to...

 

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

 

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the...

 

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting...

 

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room....

 

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

 

Is this really your third marriage?

Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They died.How did your first wife die? She ate some...

 

A man calls his family doctor...

A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man:...

 

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