Caterpillar jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What has stripes and pulls a tractor?

A caterpillar tractor!

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow!

What's green and dangerous?

A caterpillar with a machine gun!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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