Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.
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ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT.
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BEEN OUT AWHILE.
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BETTER BE REWARD.
GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN -89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
COMMUNITY HEADLINE:ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARESFOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!
GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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