Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride. "Would you like the bridal then?"
"No thanks," said the woman. "I'll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of it!"
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