What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married, will you tell me what a penis is?"He almost fell off the chair when he heard her ask. So, being her husband, he led her into their room and took his pants off. "*This*, my love, is a penis." he told her."Oh!" she exclaimed. "It looks like a dick, but only much smaller!"
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