99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please."With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!
?! Fuck me!"To which the guy replies, "Make it100."
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