What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it."
"What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know.
.." "What do you want?" "I need some protection, alright?
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!
?
!" "What size?" "Size? I dunno.
.. Whatever is considered average I guess." "That'll be $2.
35 including tax." "Tacks?
! Tacks?
! I thought they stayed on by themselves!"
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