Men

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

 

What's the ultimate rejection?

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed....

 

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

 

Why are men like blenders?

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

 

What is a macho man?

What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

 

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

 

How are men like UFOs?

How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.

 

If men had PMS, what would happen?

If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for...

 

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.