Men
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for...
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What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
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Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of theirdecisions.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
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What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.
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