Men
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that...
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If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
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How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing.
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall talesbegins.The...
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What did the man say when he walked...
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.
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Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person whomakes all their decisions.
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