Men

Which of the following lines will do a better job...

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and...

 

Three men and a baby

"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

 

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

 

Why do men take showers instead of baths?

Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

 

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!