Men
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.
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How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Men are like...
Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".
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Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen...
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How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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