Men
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.
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At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are bornwith a...
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Men come in three sizes...
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
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What is a mans best friend?
What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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Have you heard the one about the...
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.
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What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed...
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THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance...
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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
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