Men

A degree at Life University

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six...

 

SCHEDULE OF A MAN

A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because "alarm didn't work". 6. Pass gas. 7....

 

CHECK THE BUFFETT!

In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'emout".Fred...

 

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion.. So I decided I...

 

Ideal Drinking Age

AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox

 

Ideal Seduction Line

Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the...

 

The Ideal Date

IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35...

 

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

 

Two buddies get together and decide to...

Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife all the time, theother not having it done for a long...

 

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant...

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!